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Ron n Reg

Tell me a little bit about yourselves.
We are BT bros , thick as thieves & double trouble

How many humans/siblings do you have and long have you had them?
Our family nucleus consist of Mum , Dad an my litter bro Reg we have one more bro *Flash* but mum fainted wen dad say we take 2 so 3 wos a step too far
We all bin together for almost 10 yrs ...

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
Although not officially employed we feel it our duty to drive mum mad most days .....

If you could choose your name what would it be?
If we could have choose our name's it would have been *Eric n Ernie* cos I Ron is tall dark an handsome , an Reg short fat n hairy ..BOL

What is your favourite food?
*sossidges* of course

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
Me *Ron* fav way to entertain myself is a stakeout of *Cookie* next doors cat While Reg like nothing better than barking like a chav in the garden

What is your greatest accomplishment?
My greatest accomplishment was to catch a sheep but the least said about that the better .....

What is your next goal in life?
My next goal is to get the best spot on the sofa ....

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
If we could be anyone for the day it would prob be *pudsey* so I could cock mi leg up Simon Cowell....

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
Hoomums most embarrassing moment was ....whispers the sheep incident but least said about that the better ...