Jemima Puddledog

Tell me a little bit about yourself:
My name is Jem, or Jem-IM-a if I'm in trouble!

How many humans/siblings do you have and long have you had them?
I live with my Human Beans, Has Bean and Broad Bean in South West Essex. They're prehistoric - she's 507 and he's 532 (they do multiply by 7, don't they?) but that means they're retired so have lots of time to entertain me. I came to live here when I was 8 weeks old, in January 2014.
I used to have a Sisfur, Kizzy, who was the best role model any girl could have but she went OTRB last October, age 15 1/2.

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
WORK!!? No four letter words here please!

If you could choose your name what would it be?
If I could choose my name I'd be 'WouldYouLikeATreat'

What is your favourite food?
Anything edible and a few things that aren't!

Where is your favourite place to be?
Nearest the mayhem!

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy) with your humans?
Play with my squeaky ball when they're watching a really interesting TV programme.

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
If I could be anything for a day I'd be big enough to reach something exciting - there's nothing interesting at Cavachon height.

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
My Beans most embarrassing moment. When the v*t went to take my temperature only to find I'd been eating the long grass......I'll leave the rest to your imagination in case you're eating ;-p