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Fergal the Lurcher

Tell me a little bit about yourself:
I'm Fergal the Lurcher n I'm originally from Ireland but I weren't treat rite nice so Woz rescued by a lady called Emma n wen I Woz a bit better I travelled to the UK n stayed in sum kennels wiv a big field til one day this lady n man come n fussed me n I Woz put in their car, then me proper life begun wiv me mum n me dad n I learnt Yorkshire n all, well ya gotta fit in
I'm now 3 but Woz 9 months wen I found me mum n me dad, me mum sez I Woz rite cute n she knew I Woz a rascal n had bags n bags of character , Dunt fink I've disappointed her, ave I? Hehe

How many humans/siblings do you have and long have you had them?
I just lives wiv me mum n dad. I has a Nanan n grandad who lives near n lotsa 'Aunties'

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
I owns a pet shop n I'm chief taster n tester of all the treats n toys. I gets lotsa treats wen ovver doggies come in cos I barks a bit, well they are in my 'house'
Me Auntie Bex comes n teks me for me wee break n we have adventures n all

If you could choose your name what would it be?
Finks I'd stick wiv Fergal, cos all me mates sez it suits me n it means brave man, which me mum sez I am. Me mum n dad chose it for me n all, I finks it's a good choice. I get called fergal barky or fergal lergal too

What is your favourite food?
Steak or horse poo!!! Finks me mum likes me eating steak best cost she won't let me kiss her afta eating horse poo!

Where is your favourite place to be?
Anywhere wiv me mum or me dad, or even betta wiv both of em, I luvs it wen we are altogether

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy) with your humans?
I luvs zoomies n I also luvs me squeaky toys, the louder the betta but they keep disappearing !! Hmmmm I finks me dad mite hide em

What is your greatest accomplishment?
Escapin me bad life before n finding the best furever mum n dad evva, oh n being allowed on the big bed for mmmy snuggles

What is your next goal in life?

Just to keep bein happy n maybe one day bring gud enuff to be off lead for big zoomies

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
Be Fergal, why wud I wanna be owt else

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
Wen I caught me mum Havin a taste of me Easter egg!!! I dint like it but I caught her tryin it!!
N me dads is wen I barked at anuvver dog n he slipped n fell on his knees on the grass n mud n me mum kept laffin at him!!
Mine is wen I Woz doin zoomies wiv Lexa n I ran into a tree, I cud see stars but I kept runnin so she couldn't catch me!