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Yoda & Cheezlt's Scratching Post
September 2022

Hey everypawdy!
There are these two mousies that live outside by the back door where we lurk. They look so cute and tasty!

They tease us so much, though! It’s just not fair. It’s not fair that there’s a big piece of glass between us and them. It’s also not fair that that big piece of glass isn’t quite clean enough for us to see through perfectly (geez, we wonder who’s fault that is). Speaking of Momma, she put a birdie house out there (that the birdies don’t use) for the mousies to use. They climb on that thing like it’s their own little home. It’s kinda weird. But, what do you expect. They’re weird little critters!

Momma says something about not wanting them in the house. We don’t know what nonsense she’s talking about…we want them to come in here with us! That would be so fantastic for us! Could you even imagine how fun (and filling) that would be! But, there goes Momma once again, dashing our dreams before they even begin! What a party pooper. And she wonders why we throw up in her walking path areas….and why we keep asking her for treats all the time.

If you have cats for over half your life, you think you’d learn something! But those mousies are great to watch. It’s like target practice for the ol’ eyeballs, and keeps the reflexes ‘cat-like’.
Til Next Month,
Yoda & CheezIt
(and the others)