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Yoda & Cheezlt's Scratching Post
February 2023

Hi Furriends!
We hope that everypawdy has started the new year doing ok. We had some more excitement here. Our guinea piggy brother, Chopin, just had a surgery. Momma said they took something called a cyst out of his body. It doesn’t look like they took anything out of him. He’s still round like a furry tennis ball. She doesn’t know what she’s talking about (humans never do). But he has a nakie back. So somebody was shaving his fur to cut on his soft, pink piggy skin.

Goodness gracious! Bad things are happening every time somebody leaves this house in that carrier! She better not try taking anyone else out of this house! Eventually there will be none of us left! These are scary times in this household.

Chopin can’t play for two whole weeks. That’s no fun! Beethoven is so sad because he can’t play and have fun with his brother. We’re sad because we can’t watch them in their playpen. The piggies are fun to watch. Well, not all the time. Sometimes all they do is sleep in their stumps and poop.

We don’t try to hurt them or eat them. They are too cute to eat (don’t tell anyone we said that). They’re, also, kinda big. It would be too much work. They’re not as fast or fun to chase like mousies or squirrelies. Those are more of a challenge.

It doesn’t matter because Momma wouldn’t let us get to any of those things anyway, so why bother even trying! She wants us to be cats, but she doesn’t want us to do cat things!

Makes no sense (again, typical human). Pfft.
Til Next Month,
CheezIt & Angel Yoda
(and the others)