Mickey

Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Hey! I'm Mickey I'm 6 years old and have been in my forever home for just over 3 of them. I love snoozing, snacking and cuddling my Ma. I also LOVE car rides and my favourite vegetable is broccoli.

How many humans/siblings do you have and long have you had them?
I have two little sisters; they're 9 month old guinea pigs. Ma says I'm too silly to ever meet them face to face but she assures me they're very cute so I'll have to take her word for it!

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
I take my role of neighbourhood watch very seriously. No squirrel will go unchecked. They must always be watched.

If you could choose your name what would it be?
Handsome boi - pure facts!

What is your favourite food?
Sausages, finished with some broccoli for desert

Where is your favourite place to be?
My bed

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
Squeaking my toy over and over and over and over again. Specifically just before the humans are about to go to bed. Optimum time for entertainment!

What is your greatest accomplishment?
Learning how to 'sit'. It took me a whole year but I did it!

What is your next goal in life?
Earn the world record for the longest nap ever. Training is going well!

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
And dog food taste tester, I'd be amazing at 'quality control'

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
Ma didn't have a baby sitter for me when she was due in work for a meeting so she decided to take me with her. I decided to spice things up a bit by farting the whole way through. She said her colleagues weren't so impressed by my talents