Mackenzie Moo

Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Me name is Mackenzie but mother calls me Moo cuz I’m ay moo hound (white with black splodges). I’m a Black Country wench and ay retired athlete. When I woz a young un I raced at Monmore Green but I bosted me leg and retired at me racing kennels. I lived there happily til I was nearly 10 and me new mother took me home.

How many humans/siblings do you have and long have you had them?
I aye got no brothers or sisters at our house but me litter brother was Jeffers, he did leave me mother and go to Rainbow Bridge 2 weeks before I moved in.

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
I is a sooper model, Quality Control Manager and offishul paw bump packer for Lilymoo.co.uk – me mother designs and mekks clothes for houndies and I model ‘em, check ‘ers med ‘em proper and add paw bumps and snozz boops to the packaging.

If you could choose your name what would it be?
I reckon I could be called Twiggy but me mother sez I aye the right shape (rood)

What is your favourite food?
Any food is me favourite *nods* but yam parshul to aye chicken or 3, tripe sticks, furry bunny lugholes and I’ve ‘eard ay whisper that bacon and grey peas is the local delicacy!!

Where is your favourite place to be?
In me nest under mother’s cutting table where I can keep an eye on quality control while roaching.

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
Wait til mother’s just got warm in bed then start scratching the carpet vigorously so er’s got to get up and come down and let me in the garden and wait while I sniff every blade of grass.

What is your greatest accomplishment?
Getting mother up 3 times in a row when she had an early start next day.

What is your next goal in life?
To model on the front of Vogue for Hounds

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
Spend ay day at an all you can eat chicken buffet with me best mates and not put any weight on

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
I aye bin living here long enough to witness too much embarrassment yet but yam’s workin on it!!!