Mr Pelucchi

Tell me a bit about yourself.
I do be Pelucchi that do be wiv a keee at the end not cheee. My distant relatives do be from Yorkshire and apawrently I did skip the terrier gene that I should haves. I does just only have three legs but I do be more than capables of normal lifes.

How many humans/siblings do you have and long have you had them?
I has a younger sister called Norty Mosca, she did comes over from Spain in 2013 and I do just be waitings for her to go back as she do be so very norty and well I finks she should go back.

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
I does works, I I works very hard doing hard workings fings. I does be a Firefighter and does all the fings Firefighters do do sept the tricksy fings like putings the fires out. I has been a Firefighter since 2016 and I does helps promote safety messages to keeps peoples and their families safest. When did yous peoples test their smoke alarms last? yous should ask thems to lets yous out in the garden and then haves them push the button to checks they do bleeps.

If you could choose your name what would it be?
I has already gots my chosen names, I do be the Barkshire Firefighter, that do be my name but I does likes the sounds of Lord P, I feels it do has a good ringtone to it.

What is your favourite food?
Favouritest food? will that do be easiest, SHOSHIGIS! I do loves my shoshigis, my favouritest flavour do be Venison and Apples from The Innocent Hound but I do only gets to have those when I do be on a visitings to a Fire Station. Did yous nose when the Big Red Doors on the Fire Station opens up there do be a bleepy bleep, that bleepy bleep means I gets shoshigis!

Where is your favourite place to be?
Favouritest place to be aside from the Fire Station do be the beach, needs to be sands and the tide needs to be goings out so I can play in the shallow pools that gets left behinds.

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
My favouritest ways to entertain myself do be to gets a toy out. I gots two toy boxes so I carefully picks a toy I wants from each box, sometimes that do means having to takes more toys out the box to gets to the one I wants. Norty Mosca do always joins me when I do be getting a toy so she do helps wiv findings the bestest toys at the bottom of the toy box. 

What is your greatest accomplishment?
My greatest complishment probably do be my career as a Firefighter and makings peoples smiles on my visitings to the Fire Stations, I nose shoshigis do be involved but I do likes shoshigis!

What is your next goal in life?
My next goal in lifes, well I do needs a new PA so I guess that do be a goal as this current one do be Utter Uselessness. I do has hopes and dreams but I never did finks I would be a Firefighter so I do be happy to just see what my future do holds, hopefully a new PA at the tops of the list!

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
I do already be a Firefighter but one fing that I nots yet been allowed to do is actually drives the Fire Engine, they do always takes the keys away when I sits in the drivings seats! So I finks beings a fire engine driver for the day woulds be really goods and goings even faster than I do go already on three paws.

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
oh my humans most embarrassing moment, well to be honestly truthfully my PA is a complete embarrassment every days, I really do needs a new one!