Mui
Tell me about yourself.
I am Mui, I am 4 years old and I live with my brofur Ramsey, Muvver and Farver in Wigan. I was born in Ireland and meant to be a racing dog but I didn’t want to so got sent to England den got my furever sofa. I luffs everything but especially peoples.
Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
I am a nurse, so far I has healed three hearts and diagnosed my brofur. He has da cancer in his blood and da veterinhairy man only founded it because I wouldn’t leave him alone. I knew dat something wasn’t right and laid on him until da vet did help. I luffs being a nurse and luffing people better
What is your favourite type of music?
I luffs a banging rave, all da energy and beats to get me jumping around!
If you could choose your name what would it be?
Something dat doesn’t rhyme wiv pooey or get changed to Moobs! Jasmine would be a great name for me I fink cos I is a princess
What is your favourite food?
Snossidges are da best! None of dose veggie ones dat Muvver tries to pass off as snossidges though, is much better when she goes away on busyness and Farver gives us da real fings.
Have you taught your humans any tricks?
Dey does wait on me hand and foot, I has trained dem very well!
What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
I like to play hide da shoe. It’s really fun watching Muvver fink she’s lost her mind again. Dey takes da shoe off and I ninja take it off to my bed, dey turns round and can’t find it! Such fun Daddy’s hats are also pretty tasty
What is your greatest accomplishment?
Stealing da Christmas ham! Farver had been cooking all day and was really pleased wiv his ham. He was telling Muvver how good it was and distracted so I snuck around da back and got dat ham. Can confirm it was delicious!
Also I has survived two exploding sofas so far, dats a pretty big deal. I was just sitting quietly on dem like da goodest girl when, poof…..dey did explode! I was lucky to escape wiv my life both times, but Muvver did just shake her head and call me a cowbag.
Hoomans just don’t unnerstand how scary exploding sofas can be!
What is your next goal in life?
I’m trying to get da worldy record for longest sleep, has been practicing a lot and currently up to 25 hours a day
If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
I would go and visit da old people at da oldy peoples home to give dem all da cuddles and warm up da beds for dem
Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
We was at da beach and Farver did fink he could keep up wiv Ramsey and I running……
well, he didn’t fink dat for long! He ended up on his bottom in da sand wiv a hurty shoulder.
Den der was annover time at annover beach when he did end up in da stinky mud and lost his shoes.
Pooey, he sure did stink!
Silly Farver
