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Yoda & Cheezlt's Blog
December 2019

Hello Furriends!
It’s time for the holidays. It’s that time of year that our humans spend uncatly amounts of money on stuff nobody needs (but they think they do). The only sensible stuff humans ever purchase is stuff that is for us (their furry companions). But that is supposed to happen any time of the year. But, if they need an excuse, then let them have it.

Humans are so gullible. Holidays make humans act all goofy! They don’t know whether they are coming or going.

Momma is fighting with herself, trying to decide if she is going to be brave and put a tree up this Christmas. We understand her hesitation. There is, after all, six of us. Personally, we’re not sure ourselves if a tree would survive.

We (Yoda and CheezIt) have lived with a tree before. But after acquiring Butter Bean and BoyCat, she went a year without a Christmas tree, most likely out of fear. Well, that fear must be doubled now, since she has since acquired AJ and Runt. The destruction of a finely decorated tree by six cats would be one of the most magnificent things to ever behold!

Now, after talking about it, we really hope Momma does put up a tree.

We’ll be sure to let everyone know what happens with her decision. *cue scary music* We’ll send pictures! MOL

Til Next Year,

Yoda, CheezIt…and everyone else