News from Dusty's Diary
It’s been a month full of adventures for me and the human, and as I’m dictating my diary, we have just arrived at the grand humans house for Christmas.
I always look forward to visiting there, as it has fantastic cat sniffs, but even better than eau de moggy was the feast that awaited me.
These humans have a freezer big enough to stash a body in, and they had cleared it out a couple of weeks prior to my arrival, being thoughtful enough to keep a bag of ‘well matured’ meat products all for me. I showed my appreciation by inhaling a couple of sausages on arrival, and refusing to eat my kibble!
I’ve also been thoroughly investigating the strange thing humans do around this time of year when they bring a large spiky stick indoors.
As many of you may remember, I am partial to dragging about the largest stick (usually in fact a small tree) I can find on walkies, and the human has been rather unhappy about me attempting to drag my own Christmas tree home from the garden centre. I thought I was being helpful, but she didn’t agree with my selection.
Humans are weird aren’t they?
I’m off to destroy my new pack of squeaky tennis balls now that appeared under the spiky indoor stick!
Until next time.
Have a pawsome month