Ollie

Tell me a little bit about yourself.
 I am a five year old greyhound.

How many humans/siblings do you have and long have you had them?
I live with Mum and Dad and Bella the yorkie (she is annoying and yappy and get under my feet and tie Dad in knots on walkies) I have two hoobruvs but they don't live with me anymore. I have lived with my hoomans for three years.

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
BOL, I don't have time for work! 

If you could choose your name what would it be?
If I could choose my name I'd still pick Ollie.

What is your favourite food?
I luff sossidges and chicken but eat most things, I once stole a Christmas cake and Mum thought I was going to die but I was fine. I've stealed chocolate too.

Where is your favourite place to be?
My favourite place is the beach, I luff the beach!

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
My favourite thing to do is zoomies, on the beach. Did I tell you how much I luff the beach?

What is your greatest accomplishment?
My greatest achievement was getting adopted by Mum and Dad!

What is your next goal in life?
I is looking forward to my holibobs in Scotland, I hope there is a beach, I luff the beach.

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
If I could do anything for a day I would take all my friends to the beach!

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
My hooman's most embarrassing moment was probably falling over going up some steps cos he couldn't keep up with me!