Wilf the Whippet

Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Me name iz Wilfred but me humins call me Wilf, amongst uffer fings! I iz a blue n' white party colour whippet. I lives in Tamuff witch iz in Staffordshire. I waz born on November de 5th n' am now 8 munffs old. Iz a bit like a firework, a norty rocket!

How many humans/siblings do you have and long have you had them?
I lives wiff me mummy n' daddy n' Izz. I also haz a brofur, Ernest, a black cat who I chases sumtimes if iz not asweep.

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
Me mummy humin iz a university lecturer n' also runz a social enterprise. Me daddy humin iz self employed. & Izz will graduate frum Norwich Uni next week.

If you could choose your name what would it be?
I fink if I cud haz anuffer name it wud be Dimebag, but den I wuddn't be a part of #teamwilf den n' I likez me name. Wilf de whippet haz a ring to it.

What is your favourite food?
One of me favoorite foods is a tripe stick. I woofs dem. All stinky n' delishous. & I like pigs ears too. Oh & chickens feet!

Where is your favourite place to be?
My favoorite place to be iz off me lead anywhere where I can haz a good sniff n' zoom. I woofed de beech n' only yesterday I jumped in de river. Oh.........& me bed.

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
I woof playin wiff me toys n' chewin me bone. I woofs chasin me football outside n' enyfink else dat moovs.

What is your greatest accomplishment?
Me greatest accomplishment iz lookin soo cute wen me mummy n' daddy seen me fur de furst tyme.

What is your next goal in life?
My next goal in life iz to re-dig de hole in de gardin now dat daddy humin has filled it in n' seeded it again! It will be de third tyme iz done it!

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
If I cud be anyfink I wud be a Golden Eagle soaring on de fermals fur a day, huntin wabbits.

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
Me humins most embarrassing moment waz when he waz bein introduced to a girlfriends parents. Dey had a Labrador n' it kept sniffing n' nudgin his......errr.......bits!