Taz

Tell me a little bit about yourself.
I am nearly 7 and live in Cornwall. I am told that I am a rather handsome chap!

How many humans/siblings do you have and long have you had them?
I help mummy look after daddy. I have a little sister, a shih tzu called Tia. Oh and two things called cats. They are a bit odd.

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
I look after our house and keep it free from unsavoury characters and postmen.

If you could choose your name what would it be?
Fluffykins - would love to see daddy embarrass himself calling that out in public!

What is your favourite food?
Oh boy, I love all food. In fact I will eat anything even if it is not classed as food. I am a dustbin. You serve it, I will scoff it. I once won the fastest bonio eater at a dog show.

Where is your favourite place to be?
I am a Cornish lad and LOVE the beach.

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
I enjoy a really good, hearty bark. Usually just for the hell of it. My humans don't enjoy it so much.

What is your greatest accomplishment?
Well, the bonio comp was awesome. But, a few years ago I had my leg fixed with a metal plate and screws and stuff. I made myself fit again and was soon running on the beach. Daddy had a little tear in his eye when I ran and I knew how proud he was of me.

What is your next goal in life?
Hmm... well, I have plenty of eating to do. But we may be moving house soon so I will need to whip a new neighbourhood into shape, and make a lot of new things mine by weeing on them.

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
Easy - retrieve tennis balls from the sea!

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
Too many to choose from! Probably when a lady asked if she could stroke me and daddy said "yes please" pretending to be me, but it just sounded like he wanted her to stroke him and it was a bit awkward... my Uncle Dom thought it was hilarious.