Kevin the Whippet
Tell me a little bit about yourself.
Me name is Kevin the whippet. I is gettin on a bit now, I is 12 years old. In me spare time I dwesses up to raise munny for da Stroke Association in memorwy of me gwandad. I has almost raised me target of £5,000 . Pals on Twitter an Facebook asks me for a dwess up an makes a donashun to me Just Giving page den mum makes me costume, dad takes da photos, an I posts da pics online. I has 4 dwessin up boxes, a wardwobe of me own an 2 black bags full of clothes but I still ushally raids mums wardwobe bahahahaha. I luvs posin an I gets lots of biccies while I is doin it. I has done loads of dwess ups now an I wos a finalist in da Just Giving Awards in 2014 an da local Stroke Association pwesented me wiv a certificate for me gud wurk last year. I went to da cewemony an dey maked a big fuss of me. I had lots of photos taken an I had me own place at da table wiv me name on.
How many humans/siblings do you have and long have you had them?
I lives wiv me mum an dad an me nefew Wayne the whippet. We has 3 kitties as well, James who's a evil Siames, Stinky Henry who's oriental an has kitty IBS an me favourwite Arabel who is a snuggly Egyptian Mau. She's vewy old, even older dan me, she's 16. I also has 3 hoobruvs an some lickle hoomins but dey dusn't live wiv us so I only sees dem when dey comes to visit.
Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
I used to go into Uni evfury year an demonstwate me pursonality for mum's students. Dey luved meetin me an I teached dem a lot. I wetired earlier dis year tho cos I tends to fall asleep after da furst half hour an appawently dat's not ideal for da students (ideal for me tho BOL).
If you could choose your name what would it be?
Kevin
What is your favourite food?
I luvs sossiges but I dusn't get dem vewy often cos mum says dey isn't healfy. I likes fish fingers an chicken an I luvs biccies, I wud do anyfin for a biccie.
Where is your favourite place to be?
I dusn't go vewy far cos I has a sensitive tummy an I frows up in da car so mostly I pwefers bein at home. I likes helpin me dad in da garden an I likes sleepin in da big bed.
What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
I nevfur annoys me hoomins, I leaves dat to Wayne an James. I is a gud boy I is.
What is your greatest accomplishment?
I fink earnin lots of munny for chawity an keepin me gwandad's name alive is pwobly one of dem but I did manage to get 3 sossiges in me mouf altogevfur once an I fink dat wos da gweatest fing I has done.
What is your next goal in life?
4 sossiges wud be gud but I don't know if I is gonna make it. I intends to keep twyin tho.
If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
I wud be a sossige taster.
Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
Pwobly when Wayne chased a weasel on our walk an dwagged mum wiv him bweakin her wrist. She didn't laff so I fink she wos pwobly embawassed. She looked a bit embawwassed da ovfur day as well when she wos twyin to get da hang of Pokemon Go in da garden an walked in a big lump of me poo wiv her slippers on BOL.
