Katie, Graham & Poppet

Tell me a little bit about yourself.
I iz named katie an I am the cleverest, biggest, oldest (age 10) and fastest hound in dis house an will be doin the talkin.

I live wiv two other hounds stoopid Graham (age?) an Poppet (age 4). We woz all adopted from wolves RGT. Graham woz da first in an lived wiv dadz old staffie cross for four months before momz and dadz took me on. I'd been shipped all round da country tryin to find me a home but nobody wanted me cus I am a big girl, so I licked momz when we first met and bingo I woz in. Poppet iz another story, a friend took her from the kennels to live wiv another hound but they just couldn't get on so dadz offered to take her in instead of her being returned to kennels. So here we are me,
Katie (blimey she's big for a girl) Graham (he luffs hiz dadz) an Poppet (mad but beautiful) all living the life of Riley in retirement.

How many humans/siblings do you have and long have you had them?
Weez live wiv momz dadz an little momz (age 10)

Do you work? If so where/what do you do?
Momz works for da NHS and dadz iz self employed.

If you could choose your name what would it be?
Me an Poppet like our names but Graham wantz to be called lord Graham ov Ettingshall (muppet)

What is your favourite food?
Weez av kibble mainly but weez luff a wonky.

Where is your favourite place to be?
Weez av great fun over Cannock Chase especially on da tweet up meeting uz pals.

What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
I don't fink weez do annoy uz hoomins, if weez do they don't say nuffin.

What is your greatest accomplishment?
My greatest accomplishment iz being clever, Poppet an Graham av been to da top ov Snowdon.

What is your next goal in life?
Snoozin more.

If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
I would like to be a hoomin an eat az many wonky's az I could.

Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
Weez can't write down dadz embarrassing moments der too many.