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Foul Mouthed Fido

 Tell me a little bit about yourself:
The Drawing Person says I am a mongrel of dubious parentage but my mother was an afghan hound of loose morals and my father an english bull terrier of no morals at all - no ones managed to come up with a fancy designer breed name for me and it's probably best that they don't.

What and when was your ‘big break’ moment?
Big break moment.. well there was the time I pulled the tablecloth off, at Christmas, scattering dinner everywhere and smashing all Dave's mums best china. That was a pretty big break.

 What is your most bizarre moment?
My most bizarre moment was sneaking into Crufts in the drawing persons bag, and realising people wanted to meet me.. ME. A cartoon dog.. that was quite bizarre. Mainly the bizarre moments happen to The Drawing Person, as people come up to her and say 'oh! Fido!' to her and then she steals all my glory. Pft.

 What is your favourite food?
All food is my favourite food. Not green stuff though. Lettuce is not a food. Broccoli, sprouts, cabbage, these things are not foods. Cake is an important food group. Also cheese.

 Where is your favourite place to be?
Upside down asleep on the sofa, possibly with a pair of Daves pants on my face. The guy is a moron but his pants smell fabulous. A close second to this is running very very fast, far far away from Dave whilst he pointlessly shouts my name in the park. I like that a lot.

 What is your favourite way to entertain yourself (annoy your humans)?
Stealing pants is my main hobby really, the fact it annoys Dave is a secondary bonus though, I am basically in it for the pants. Any time he brings a girlfriend round (rare, but it has been known) I do like to offer HER the pants of the moment, a stinky pair I found under the bed ideally. I like to share!

 What is your greatest accomplishment?
I have to say, my greatest accomplishment, apart from sneaking into the biggest dog show in the UK not once but two years on the trot AND meeting Victoria Stilwell, would be the time Dave tried a shock collar on and when he had it round his neck, I stepped on the remote button. That was fun and funnily enough after that it went right in the bin. He twitched for ages after that.

 What is your next goal in life?
A goal in life.. eat the next meal, sniff the next butt, sleep some more? Are these not valid goals? I'd like Dave to find a positive reinforcement dog trainer but he can barely find his arse with both hands and a map, so that could take a while!

 If you could be/do anything for a day, what would it be?
I think I'd be a cat, really. They get to poop where they like, come in and go out when they like, no one ever tries to train THEM to do anything, they get to sleep all day in the sun and never work for a living at all... yep. I'd be a cat.

 Finally and most importantly...What was your human’s most embarrassing moment?
Pretty much all Dave's moments are embarrassing, from the moment he gets out of bed until the moment he gets back in it - and if he has found a lady friend then even after he gets back in it! The Drawing Person is of course poised, cool, sophisticated and sensible at all times - she is of course typing this for me and is not actually translating directly what I really said there...