The Scratching Post
November 2023

Hi Pawsies!
Well, pals. It happened. We just can’t believe that Momma actually went and did it. We thought she was just full of bologna.

She went and ruined all our lives by adopting three baby kittens! Three! Can you believe it?? Three little troublemaking brats! Ugh!

They are little terrors! Momma calls them the Trilogy of Terror (MOL). They just never stop moving, or running, or screaming. They are completely ruining our schedules. It is ridiculous. We can’t get anything done anymore (not when they’re awake). But that’s such a short amount of time to get everything in….sleeping, eating, napping, annoying Momma, maybe playing, more sleeping, maybe harassing each other, etc.

Their food tastes good, though! But every time we try to take a bite, we get yelled at by Monster Momma. “That’s for the babies,” she screams. “You have your own food! You’re not babies, are you?” Well, she tells us we’re her babies. Now she calls us her big babies, and those rubbish brats her little babies. They try to eat our food! Why can’t we eat theirs! This is quite unjust.

Has anyone else had this happen when their humans bring new siblings home??

We’re so confused. This has never happened before. We’ve never had babies in the house before!

What do we do?!?!?
Send help!
Til Next Month,
(if we survive)
All of us
(not the babies)